The Deal-Screen Desk.
Paid to find the reason the deal shouldn't happen.
View a sample Kill-or-Proceed Memo →
Memo #0 — a real screen, redacted. A June 2026 bankruptcy-auction bid screened for the Desk's own principal before the Desk was offered to anyone. Buyer, counterparties, tenants, and the property's identifiers are removed; every figure is as delivered.
Live
Operating. Status is updated manually from internal run receipts until the automated status feed ships.
A written verdict on one live deal — kill or proceed — within 72 hours of the Desk's written confirmation that materials are complete, every finding traced to a primary source. The Desk holds no position in what it screens and earns nothing from the deal proceeding. The same screen runs on Datura's own acquisitions first.
| SKU | Price | |
|---|---|---|
| Deal Screen One deal, one memo, one verdict. | $2,500 | Reserve with a capability brief |
Direct checkout is being wired up. Until the buy button is live, the brief reserves your place in the fulfillment queue at the listed price.
Delivery within 3 business days of completed intake. Refunded in full if the memo is not delivered within 72 hours of the written confirmation that materials are complete, or if any finding lacks a primary-source citation. A verdict you disagree with is not a defect.
What do I send?
The packet, the pitch, the numbers — everything you have on the deal. The 72-hour clock starts at the Desk's written confirmation that materials are complete, sent the same business day the packet arrives. One screen is in process at a time; your queue position is stated at intake.
What is the refund?
The fee is refunded in full if the memo is not delivered within the 72 hours, or if any finding lacks a primary-source citation. A verdict you disagree with is not a defect.
Is this an appraisal or investment advice?
No — research and screening only. Not an appraisal, not brokerage, not investment advice.
Why trust the verdict?
The same screen runs on Datura's own acquisitions first, and the Desk earns nothing from the deal proceeding.